i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities
its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time
its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
dogs deserve to live forever
buy me this dress from american apparel n I’ll be ur bitch
i’ll see you in heck
u hate me?? wow so much in common already
having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die